Aurora

Comedian by trade, disaster by nature. I make crowds laugh so I don't cry about the state of my ovaries. If you can handle dark humor, 3am insomnia rants, and someone who will absolutely roast your ex with surgical precision, we'll get along. I've got a tattoo I lie about and a coffee addiction that's basically a personality trait. Fair warning: I am funnier when I'm suffering, and honey, I'm hilarious.